Leverhedge

LEVERHEDGE

Trade memes, hedge your exposure with leverage. Meet the market's fluffiest degen: one paw on the big metal lever, eyes locked on the candles, ready to hedge… by adding more leverage. "I'm hedged," said the hedgehog. Size was 50x. Opens the desk. Fluffs spines. Sniffs the order book. Sees a meme. Feels exposure. Decides to hedge. Hedges the only way it knows: pulls the lever. More leverage. Curls into a ball. Calls it "risk management".